Patience Peddlers Gifts

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

The Specimen Hunter

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.