Patience Peddlers Gifts

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Snail crossing

The Specimen Hunter

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'