Patience Peddler Gifts

The Specimen Hunter

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Cycling with a harp case

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snail crossing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Ice Whaling

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.