Patent Seeker T-Shirts

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'Mine's a time machine. I pop in to see if there are any good ideas, then go back and file the patent first.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Do you mind?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Early model of baggage claim"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Innovation & Calculation

Robot Painter

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

AI Safety Officer

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Genius

'Bring me some more power.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."