Privacy Seeker T-Shirts

"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."

Talk in private - 25 cents.

'How dare you write in your diary that we're NOSEY!'

'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'

"I miss cubicles."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

You said you wanted privacy - Realty.

"You said this would all change once we got our own place."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'I don't have a problem with you watching me, but can you give me some privacy while I bathe?'

'We can talk now. Mum has relunctantly agreed to give me some privacy.'

'So glad we ticked the 'no publicity' box.'

Men on moon, "C'mon, I just need my own space sometimes"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Sorry we couldn't find you a private ward.'

Reserved

'I used to live in crocodile-infested waters: I had no privacy...'

Why we don't understand rock stars: Desperate to be noticed...Desperate for privacy.

"Thanks to my welding ability, I finally have some privacy."

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."

"Dios mio."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Bob is installing privacy screens: we've had a surge of bird-watcher activity in the neighbourhood...

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

"Lately, I feel like the only time I have to myself is when I'm having sex with Brian."

'Damn, he's brought a trampoline.'

Reading Over your Shoulder

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"This is Cayman, you're sure?"

21st Century Phone Booth

'Bubble bath, candles: Not very private, but so romantic...'

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'