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'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

"My next client is a CIA operative who insists on absolute confidentiality for all is eye exams."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Do you mind?"

"Any questions?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Wikipedia...

"Is this who I am?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Spelling a newspaper

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Forming the adolescent personality

"Adolescencia"

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Blok conforming, with difficulty.

The Wiki Man.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."