Pasture Game Master Gifts

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Ham-Dram

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

COW. JUST COW.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Party games.

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Your grass looks great."

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