Pasture Game Master Gifts

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Trout Game

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Ham-Dram

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Shepherd

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

COW. JUST COW.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Even cows get the blahs....

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Party games.

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Cheating Death