Pastry Parent Gifts

Doughboy Dad

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Bermuda Triangles

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Punt Cake

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Baking

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."