Pastry Patron Gifts

"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Picking pastries.

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Doughboy Dad

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."