Pastry Parent T-Shirts

Doughboy Dad

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Punt Cake

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tension filled the tent.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Pastry Hat

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'