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Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Support group for sheep.

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"What should I say this is about?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Extreme Sheepherding

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

The Antiquary

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"God, I hate cows."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"It's a working lunch."

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

"I'm here about the found poster."

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

See, son? That's what happens when you don