Pasta Fan Prints

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Menu Dating

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Before/After

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

Pasta

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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Non-Humble Pie.

Al Dante

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

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'Do you call this spaghetti'

Old Phones Lasagne

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Couch Potatoes

Spaghetti Road

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Holy Macaroni,

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."