Pasta Aficionado Prints

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"Sometimes I wouldn't mind just getting some pasta."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Woman being attacked by pastaoutside 'Casa Pasta.'

"Throttled woth strands of al dente spaghetti, it looks like a Mafia job."

Penne

"A reservation for Fusilli, one 'S', two 'Ls.' Keep looking. Everybody misspells it."

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"At ease!"

La Table

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Advocado

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Flying sauces.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

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