"Luke, use the fork!"
Pasta Pun Lover Prints
Decorate their walls with prints that celebrate pasta puns in a stylish and witty way. A charming addition to any kitchen or dining area.
"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."
New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.
Cooking the books al dente.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
'Do you have any catsup?'
"That's it. We’re toast."
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
Backfire
Cut Price
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Pasta Pun Lover Prints Collection
Pasta Pun Lover Mugs
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Pasta Pun Lover Pillows
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