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Yeah, that's a pasta shell - He's Italian.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Menu Dating

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Before/After

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

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The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Non-Humble Pie.

Al Dante

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

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Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Couch Potatoes

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Holy Macaroni,

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"