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'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

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"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Punishment for Software Piracy.

What security flaw?

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"The lost password department's that way."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

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"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"