Password Phobic Gifts

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"It seems the only thing he can't remember is his password. I get tired of looking it up for him."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

How to create a password you can remember...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Lemonade - Passwords.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Man with no username.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'