Password Forgetters Gifts

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

"She’s getting the house and cars, but you get to retain all your unique streaming services passwords."

"I forgot my phone."

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"Today's special: Passwords"

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

Alamo. Remember the password.

Welcome to today's hottest game show: What's My Own Password? In today's $1 million bonus round, Denver single mother Caroline Jones faces the ultimate test. Are you ready, Caroline? I think so. We've randomly selected from your personal internet accounts. To win the dough, you just have to remember your login and password for your ... online bank account! Thirty seconds. Go! Tick, tick, tick, tick. Login is ... um ... is it my maiden name? Yes! Halfway there! Twenty seconds to go. Um ... is my

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

Forgot your password?

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

The age of passwords.

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."

Hypnotist: Stop Smoking/ Lose Weight/ Recover Forgotten Passwords.