Password Crafter Pillows

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'The roof needs icing.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

What security flaw?

"I had to get braces."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Username/Password

Wooly mammoth

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'