Password Curator Pillows

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"This formula was a total flop, but on the bright side, it will make a great password!"

"Try 'Open underscore sesame.' "