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Seder in the Age of Corona Virus

The Four Women of Pesach 2021

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

Jewish Geometry

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'