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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Oymoticons

Mr. Punch in Venice

Jewish Geometry

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Promised Land Signpost

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

The Exobus

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Passover Plague

Theatrical Christmas.

Festivus poles

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Pesach Planning

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

Are we nearly there yet?

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

Easter and Passover Island

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne