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The kids never let David forget the year he just couldn't find the afikoman.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"Honey, I know you wanted to make the Ten Plagues lively, but couldn't you think of something else for 'Wild Animals'?"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Promised Land Signpost

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

The Exobus

Passover Plague

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Pesach Planning

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

Easter and Passover Island

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne