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Jewish Reindeer.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grace For Flies

"We only got six days of funding."

Night of the Latkes

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

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Boy and Bear and Monster

A surprise in heaven

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Ten Commandments

Moses as a child.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Have your people call my people."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

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"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'