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Mr. Latke Head.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

High security Santa's grotto

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Ninja bread men"

Hiding the electronics.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Non-Denominational Carols

Fish snorkling above water.

'Now it fits.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

King Kongs first christmas

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I don't believe in you!"