Passover Celebrator Prints

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Oymoticons

Mr. Punch in Venice

Jewish Geometry

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Promised Land Signpost

The Exobus

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Passover Plague

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Theatrical Christmas.

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

Festivus poles

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Pesach Planning

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Are we nearly there yet?

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

Easter and Passover Island

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'