Passover Celebration Prints

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Jewish Geometry

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Promised Land Signpost

Easter Bunny!

The Exobus

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

Passover Plague

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Pesach Planning

Easter egg basket.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'