Passover Celebration Prints

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Jewish Geometry

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Easter Bunny!

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Promised Land Signpost

The Exobus

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

Passover Plague

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Easter egg basket.

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Pesach Planning

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'