Religious Celebration Prints

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

Nativity

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

Dancing Doctor

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"We won!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Labor Day Flowers

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"