Religious Festival Prints

'You know Yom Kippur is a time for understanding and forgiveness.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

R.C.I.A.

2pm meet your Creator

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Poisson d'Avril!

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Snowman carrot substitute.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Promised Land Signpost

Decorating the Stables

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Dog's Christmas list.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Shavuot - Like!

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

I'll be Bach for Christmas!