Passionately Punchy Sportsman Pillows

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Cat boxer

'He has a great left hook,'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

EU-budget fight

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Super Bowl Monday

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

Predatory Loan Corp.

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"Alright if we play through?"

"Good. Now punch in your password."

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