Passion Ponderer Gifts

'Hey guys, wake up!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I'll have dessert first."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'I say we try it.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Confusionism'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

The End is Near.