Passion Ponderer Prints

'Hey guys, wake up!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Confusionism'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

The End is Near.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.