Passing Of A Radio Personality Mugs

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Non Thought For The Day.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Social Media

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.