Old-time Radio Lover Mugs

'It's more interesting as a radio play.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'