Radio Personality Mugs

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

John Peel

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Spike Milligan.

Good cop, bad cop, Terry Gross.

"Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!!"

Rest in hate

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Joe Franklin

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

A little bird told me...

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Non Thought For The Day.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Will work for Food Network.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Social Media

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Chris O'Dowd

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."