Passenger Seat Pro Gifts

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

Zerotasking

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'Does it say 'business class?''

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

Trans-continental Meditation. 'Are we there yet?'

'Can I interest you in fake Rolexes, pirated DVDs or validated parking receipts?'