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'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

Zerotasking

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'Does it say 'business class?''

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

'Can I interest you in fake Rolexes, pirated DVDs or validated parking receipts?'

Company Canteen - Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, but it's the only place I can find you.