Party Responsible Pillows

Designated driver at a party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Shaken not stirred

Beers

That party went well.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Karataoke

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Pinata Zombies

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Join me in a beer?