Being Responsible Pillows

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

The Buck Never Stops.

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

COP26

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

Environmental danger.

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

Man and his dog walk along concerned about what they might've forgotten to do.

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

"It seems to me it's a little unethical to recommend only ethical companies."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

A careless oil company accidentally taps into a vast reservoir of national cynicism.

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."