Responsibility Advocates Pillows

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Under new blame.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

Working in a blame culture?

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Investigating Yourself

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

What did you know?/When did you know it?

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

'It's not our fault.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

Will work for recognition.

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"Good boy, Clifford."

United States Senate Ethics Committee - All members being investigated.

'Stick to your diet or our talking scale will rat you out!'

Nassar is caught while MSU officials remain.