Learning Responsibility Pillows

'Don't worry you won't have to buy a new one, Mum said it's irreplaceable!'

When Dad says... "Baldo, you should put your bike away when you're not riding it"...he really means...

The Buck Never Stops.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"Congratulations! You are now in charge of taking all the blame in case of this company's failure!"

Quality Control

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

'I can't make it tonight. I have to attend my mother's lecture series on responsibility.'

"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."

Family looking to buy a dog.

'I think we have to move away from this Blame Culture.'

"Do you wanna get outta here?"

'Time for Daddy to tell you the 'Facts of life'...'

"Daddy, since I'm taking over the payments I'm also taking down that 'Baby On Board' sign."

"Sorry I didn't take out the garbage."

"This says first-born children are list-makers, reliable, organized and serious!"

"One day son this will all be yours, but not yet - so get back to your desk and do some work."

The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

Spin the Bottle.

No new t-shirts until you learn how to put them on carefully.

"Gracie's been asking for a pet again."

'Instead of giving you money, could I just help out around here?'