Party Organizer Giggler Pillows

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 guests?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Beach con-man.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

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"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'I'm with the band.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

'Dropped my dentures.'

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