Wedding Planner Giggler Pillows

'He's right, you know. You're not allowed to bring a date to your own wedding.'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Cake Escape

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Some Honeymoon!'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"I can't believe I just paid that guy 160 bucks to tell me 'happy wife, happy life'."

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'