Party Goers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

Cow Pinatas

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"The club scene is really changing."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'I just read that in order to get the same benefit as lab mice got from taking resveratrol, you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles of wine per day. For you, that would mean cutting back.'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Smorgasborg

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Come on in-just throw your coats in the garbage."

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

"I think we're getting to that age where all of our friends are having kids so they can leave parties earlier."

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

Haunted House Party.

'I'm reclaiming my roots.'

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

We are 50 going on 15...

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"