Party-free Dresser Pillows

'I couldn't find a thing not to wear.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Utility Chic.

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"