Party-free Dresser Mugs

'I couldn't find a thing not to wear.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Beanirrito"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"We should start wearing masks."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Utility Chic.

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"