Party Fashion Gifts

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I, TikTok."

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Malty tasking.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.