Partridge Enthusiast Mugs

Sporting rector cancels meeting so he can shoot

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You know too much!'

'Are we there yet?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirate