Partridge Enthusiast Gifts

Sporting rector cancels meeting so he can shoot

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You know too much!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Pirate

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"