Partnership Planner Gifts

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"We only got six days of funding."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Waiting for retirement.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

"Honey! We're home!"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

The Best Laid Plans