Engagement Planners Gifts

'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'

'I'm prepared to spend three months' wages. What've you got for $11.47?'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Love at First Sight

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Romance

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Cow in love'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

A heart shaped cake